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AMS’s Student Life and Communications Committee and UBC Recreation organized the Faculty Cup. It's open to all students from every faculty and school with the goal to bring different faculties together with the help of a little competitive nature.
All of UBC and UBC Okanagan's academic and non-academic discipline reports from 1996-2014 are available online for your perusal. They range from your standard forged medical note to elaborate, ostentatious and sometimes horrifically stupid ideas.
As far as I’m concerned, the Western Hemisphere should create our own language just to stick it to the Old World. I say this not only on behalf of Americans in Canada, but Canadians in America, Brazilians in Mexico, Chileans in Québec and so on.
Some kids enter university having spent their high school days on top of the world. You know these people – they were essentially the basis for Jack and Diane, or would have been had that song not preceded all of our births by at least 10 years.
I was warned countless times not to do graduate school. “It won’t lead anywhere.” “You’ll never get a job.” “You won’t make any money.” “You will be miserable.” I went for it anyway. And I have no regrets so far.
Enjoying your university years can be challenging on a student budget. Let's face it, sometimes alcohol is the best option for a great night out. We've compiled some of the best options at BC Liquor Stores so you can party within a budget.
Something called the All-Star NBA Challenge is coming to campus tomorrow, Saturday, January 23. To promote it, they set up a booth with trampoline and a basketball hoop where many people took part in some sweet, sweet trampoline-assisted dunks.
If you're interested in helping out Canadians in need of blood, UBC Blood for Life Club is hosting a mobile blood donation clinic tomorrow, January 21, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. in Totem Park's ballroom.
There are about to be a whole lot of stressed-out high schoolers desperately looking for answers about whom UBC lets in their ivory gates. Luck for you, we've compiled some helpful information from their annual Enrolment Report about exactly that.
Apparently female students were often seen exiting the male rooms and vice versa – because who could have foreseen a problem with putting a bunch of 20-somethings in quiet rooms with beds in the 1960s?
Ah, the start of second term. The sparrows are chirping, the syllabi printing... Nothing can hold you back. Yes, you! This is your time for a fresh start! So grab life by the yoohas, get Adele unstuck from your head and let’s get stoked.
The most lovable vending machine — also known as “The Hugging Coca Cola Machine” — is back at UBC. Standing tall in the SRC is Coca Cola’s signature red and white text with the words “Hug Me” front and centre. It’s kind of hard to miss.
Starting this past New Year, BC Liquor in Wesbrook Village is closing two hours earlier than normal. Instead of being open until 9 p.m. from Monday through Saturday, they are now closing at 7 p.m. Monday through Thursday.
The John H. McDonald awards recognize excellence in student journalism across Canada. This year, The Ubyssey took home the awards for investigative reporting and cover of the year as well as received six other nominations.