“Anyone doing shrooms this summer?” Lorica chided with a pre-pandemic crowd at Yuk Yuk’s Comedy Club in Vancouver.
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Like many millennials, Julie has little certainty about what she wants out of her life in the unknowable decades that remain ahead of her.
“We want you to be part of the interaction and feel like you’re socializing instead of making it a passive experience,” said Saeed.
If there’s one thing I love more than poetry, it’s challenging definitions of what the heteronormative, neurotypical and ableist world defines as “love.”
Located in the city that is known for never playing itself, UBC’s Vancouver campus has been disguised as everything from Nazi Germany to a high school to even multiple different science fiction universes.
“[Sankofa] means ‘Come out boldly to be who you are, come out boldly to be your person. Don't be afraid of what people will think about you…’ You can’t take away your ancestors,” said Salami.
I hope some Japanese restaurants in Vancouver get the memo to sponsor me, but let’s get into the review for now. The criteria today will be a) variety, b) value for money, c) overall taste.
With only one night to haunt, I knew exactly where I was headed.
The library was eerily quiet that night as I entered with my Starbucks drink in hand. There were no sounds of keyboards tapping, no pencils scraping against paper, no quiet sniffles coming from students. The place was abandoned.
The problem was that the horror from the books bled into my real life.
I can feel them crawling underneath my duvet, traveling up my legs, over my torso and into my mouth.
In some households, Christmas was the holiday to await, advent calendar counting down the days, chocolatey treats eaten in anticipation. But for mine, it was Halloween.
The lights flicker and I hear the call end. That simple, really. Just a little bit of rain and suddenly the whole city’s wiring is failing. It reminds me of a macro cosmic motherboard gone wrong.
While Friday the 13th is sometimes seen as a generic set of films due to their sheer popularity, it’s actually quite the odd series.
Without further ado, then, let us don our critic’s costumes, grab our spooky snacks and begin our eldritch elocution.