In an outcome that surprised nobody, Alan Grant, the smelly, jobless hippy, was evicted from Irving after multiple noise, sanitation and safety complaints were made by me, and presumably others as well.
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This morning, student Allen Cairnholz officially entered the presidential race, making this year’s Almost Matters Society election one of the most thrilling yet. “The student body just wasn’t happy with our presidential choices,” said Cairnholz.
Last Wednesday night I decided to take my children, Kaycelynn and McGavyn, to see a film for some clean family fun. What I didn’t expect was a once family-friendly company such as Dinsey to be shoving the gay agenda down my children’s throats.
As well, in a letter saying that the new pool gave her a rash, another writer claimed that swimming is a great way to reduce stress. Swimming is really stressful and terrible and you can’t breath because of all the water. I don’t know how to swim.
We’ve all seen it. So-called “feminists for equality” thoughtlessly shaming men for taking up the space they so desperately need. But no one knows the pain of being shamed more than Richard "Acorn" Ismol.
There are a limited number of options to diffuse a Facebook comment war before screenshots are found by members of UBC Needs Feminism. Many of them have already rejected you on Tinder, and you don’t know how much more ridicule you can take.
Don’t get me wrong — this isn’t a “safe space.” I hate those. This would just be a space that is safe for people like me to talk about issues that are important to me without the hassle of having to explain them to people who don’t share my views.
Educators who speak truth are greatly undervalued in the matriarchy. Using Patreon I earn $323,328 per year. This provides me sufficient funds for the steady stream of Ayn Rand body pillows which I need for personal reasons.
If you ask me, my mom is the real ISIS. She has hijacked language and freedom of expression in the vain pursuit of “my personal safety and well-being.” Well I’ve had enough. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Third-year philosophy major Tim Joneson said he valued free speech above all during his daily livestreamed, self-funded internet radio show, broadcast from his dorm room bed underneath a poster of Russian President Vladimir Putin.
As we all know, human-based climate change is a lie made up by the Danish because they’re jealous of Canada’s oil deposits and space program. Everyone, it seems, except for the “experts” who’ve dedicated their lives to studying “science.”
If you’ve followed my writing, you’d know how much I hate this liberal notion of the so-called “safe space.” Why should someone deserve to feel safe in their surroundings if they haven’t gone out and earned it?
So I went to my local Footlocker, grabbed a few cans of shoe polish and went to town. I found Kiwi brand gave me the darkest black. But before I had the chance to outline my mouth, I was sternly asked to leave over and over again.
Conservative leadership candidate and human naked mole rat Blevin O’Deary recently did a talk at Gallery 2.0. The scope of topics discussed was vast, ranging from how good he is at doing economy to how bad Trustin Judeau is at doing economy.
Kate Ross, UBC’s VP Enrolment Services, believes that by validating co-curricular activities, UBC is allowing students to integrate their education within and outside the classroom and identify gaps that they can fill as they progress.