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Buck ‘Armstrong’ Lance, running unopposed for the presidency, seemed to be campaigning in earnest for the ‘abstain’ ballot option.
We talked to some of these freaks to find out why they spent money to get tattoos about UBC, a place where they already spend thousands of dollars per year on tuition.
Ari is short for something — incel is also short for something.
Most students, when offered an outlet to say what they really thought, had a lot to say.
I thimk I am the nexzt Jcak Kerouac.
Did a raccoon dig that shit out of a dumpster?
In September, Chard Vernon started his two-week quarantine in Falter Cage. Seven months later, he was still in there.
According to a 2017 settlement, we can’t even mention Dr. Tonya Chow by name, let alone the subject of the lawsuit.
Some of the worst people are Geminis. Don’t hold up this stereotype. But congrats on getting into honours poli sci.
It was really easy because they’re our music editor.
Now, I need you to know that as a NICE writer, I’m generally great at handling my cannabis.
You might never use this information in your life, but we’re going to tell you anyway.
The announcement comes after Senate approved changes to the minimum funding policy earlier in March. The previous policy took effect in September 2018 and put minimum funding at $18,000 per year.
Now retired from flipping and flying, former Stanford gymnast Hailee Hoffman is continuing her academic journey as a Master’s student in mechanical engineering here at UBC.