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In front of the new and final infill house at Totem Park Residence last Wednesday, the Musqueam people, on their unceded territory, gifted a place name for UBC Student Housing and Hospitality Services (SHHS) and students of Totem Park Residence in particular to use.
Joining these clubs can be a great way to find people with similar interests, and also to stay motivated through the year to maintain a healthy, well-rounded lifestyle.
Special thanks to the Equity and Inclusion Office, Access & Diversity, Pride UBC, Land and Building Services, and the Access and Diversity Council who have put in effort for over 50 gender inclusive washrooms across campus.
Three UBC students started Innovation OnBoard with the goal of helping undergraduates become entrepreneurs. What brought them together was their shared mutual experience in trying to break into the entrepreneurial world.
Although written with the intention of being a humorous spoof, the somber tone and clear language of the post may fool the most observant into thinking that this is an actual policy proposal, for a brief moment of time at least.
The Commonwealth Games are a major international competition in the swimming world. Because of the absence of strong performers such as China and the United States — countries that are not a part of the Commonwealth — it is also a competition Canada tends to perform well in.
In a report to the Board of Governors, UBC is “actually better than the 2012 assessment indicated”, but there is still room for improvement.
At UBC, we are committed in creating a community where human rights are respected and our goal is to make sure everyone feels safe. Show your support and wear your shirts to school on Friday, September 29.
Who would have thought that a play where the main character is burried up to her waist in dirt and half-mad with boredom would be anything less than exhausting to watch?
We were waiting outside together, this mismatched group of people. An older couple waited by the door, making sure they would be the first in. An accordion player was singing to help the wait go faster until the doors open.
Earlier this year, Johnny Depp was filming on campus and caused quite the commotion with noise around residence, but it seems that students are more than happy to welcome The Rock to UBC.
From September 17 to November 3, the Woodward Library is hosting an exhibit titled Body Snatching & the Roots of Anatomy. You may be asking yourself, just what is body snatching? This antiquated practice is as grim as it sounds.
Among the five recipients, UBC’s very own Dr. Karen Bakker, Professor of Geography, and her team are recognized for their collaborative efforts in acknowledging decolonization of water governance and improvement of Indigenous people’s water security.
I wanted so badly to be successful and happy at UBC, but I felt like I was flung in the deep end of some warped post-secondary dimension.